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Hey, i'm Andrew. College student in Alabama. If you have any questions just ask! |*-*|

motherwendybird:

"Do you know what you can do with that dollar? Get an envelope and send it to @courtneyact. She needs it more than I do."

motherwendybird:

"Do you know what you can do with that dollar? Get an envelope and send it to @courtneyact. She needs it more than I do."

College Freshman vs. College Sophomore

College Freshman vs. College Sophomore

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

andrewbelami:

when ur with family

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when ur with bae

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As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.
friend: did you do the homework?
me: *nasty Nicki Minaj laugh from Anaconda*

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED